Monday, July 19, 2010

Bring on the horses

Beereview time, and I have a treat for you. Went to a shady grocery store on the way home doing some construction when something caught my eye that I just could not walk past. I can't help but chuckle as I look at the big glass bottle sitting on my coaster waiting anxiously to be opened up. I'm feeling a little anxious myself, excited to try it, but also fearing just how awful it could be. So lets not wait any longer! It's beereview time. And lets twist off the cap to this 32 oz. bottle of...

Ha ha ha.... COLT 45!


Now obviously everyone's heard of this notoriously cheap and bad beer. Well just how cheap is it?? My 32 oz. bottle cost less that 2 dollars. Just around $1.50 actually. So yes, this is one cheap as dollar store wrapping paper the day after Christmas. Now it's time to grab the screw top and hit this pig.

Head? Not... exactly. Wait for it. Wait for it. Yep it's gone. Pretty sure I could count the bubbles on a pre-k abacus. It smells like Coors light, or Bud for that matter. Here we go.

Hm. Honestly, I expected it to be worse. It tastes a little like keystone, but not quite as good. Which is a little scary in its own regard. Slightly sweet, and full of the generic commercial beer goodness (or badness).

And I can't help but notice, after a second sip, I'm starting to develop a little bit of a headache. Probably just a coincidence...

Right?

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